By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

damn. that sucks. my cat follows me into the bathroom all the time. but he usually licks up the water thats in the tub.

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squeaky_fml 0

the poster's name makes this 10x more awesome.

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basketballbabee 0

Ahh well that HAD to hurt like hell! im just surprised that there arent mroe comment about it being a "pussy" cat. haha sorry. but OUCH!

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GoochSweat 0

stop drawing the cat in with the "peanut butter snatch"

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GloomySkyz 0

Just be lucky it didn't tear a hole in your vaginal wall. If you've ever watched "1000 ways to die" with the carrot masturbation, You'll know why.

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Iluvmypitbull 0

i almost peed myself. too funny sorry about your hurt vajay

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MDMA_fml 0

#5 God, they're annoying aren't they!?

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1234512345cj 0

HAHA!!!!! Sorry but that's SO FUNNY

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shnibz101 0

Omg that happened to me once it hertz alot exept it was my 2 new-born kittens I hope you feel better

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matiu_fml 0

What were you doing with 2 new born kittens between your legs sicko?

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