By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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You deserved it 11 903

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fannylovesfelix 0

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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Top comments

UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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Comments

strawbariefield 1

umm...i dont think thats fml material...thats not an fml situation at all. your cat was just being a cat. this one is dumb.

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Brennaa69 5

If you were a woman you'd understand why this is an FML.

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JL_fml 0

Omfg. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

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artykat 0

I am pretty sure I let out a sympathetic yelp for you when I read this.

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katyflinn 0

i agree with number 57.... i don't believe your story.

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jennaleighhh 0

haha #57 and #58. oh goodness..

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ElleEnvy 0

I would so not feel comfortable using the bathroom if my cat was in there. creepy

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Ximmie 0

It happend to my friend lately LOL

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engineerd 0

that's adorable! when i first brought home my kitty, i wasted an entire box of tampons entertaining him.

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