By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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Nickodemus 0

YDI for having a cat. Dogs are way easier to control and lick rather than swat. ;-)

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starDragon_fml 0

that's even more sick the dumb dog would try licking her pussy and that would be a really sick fml

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OhSoFoxy 0

What kind of idiot stands while removing and inserting tampons? You're supposed to sit on the toilet first, and then remove your tampon.

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tincan 0

Obviously many commenters here don't realize that cats can jump really high. I feel bad for you OP, and I'm glad that it's not hurting anymore ^^; (I did read comment #42, yeah.)

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tuhdah 0

how could you not see your cat in between your legs...?

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PointedRound 0

i bet that was suprising, but what are you doing changing your tampon in the bedroom and not the bathroom? My cats are afraid of the bathroom, so it's all clear.

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lifepwns 0

idk if this has been said, but I hope you washed that quickly, cats claws/scratches are completely filthy and littered with bacteria.

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krazykush420 0

dam! did it hurt real bad???

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