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By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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By Dave - 24/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

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By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Good job - 31/03/2025 20:00 - United States

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By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 02:01

Today, my kid jumped from the couch into our Christmas tree. As she literally slid down the entire tree, it was like it was happening in slow motion. I was laughing so hard, I peed myself, so I had to clean up decorations and my own piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 16:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was cooking when I got jumped from behind by my friend's cat, who thought my back would make a great lookout perch. Yesterday he tried to sharpen his claws on me. Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't look like a tree trunk, but maybe I need glasses. FML

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Thursday 27 December 2012 19:03

Not everyday you get attacked by pussy

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:38

Unless you're Tiger Woods.

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ToxicxKitten 9

Friday 28 December 2012 0:46

My cat did that once, he ended up taking the whole tree down on top of me. Fat ass.

VickyLynn17 5

Friday 28 December 2012 0:48

I find this to be hysterical, hope the kitty didn't hurt you too bad.

Kaerunoutof 3

Friday 28 December 2012 1:58

By the way, my cat is the most cute in the world, you know.

MaxG123 8

Friday 28 December 2012 2:10

Meow....

kzai 16

Friday 28 December 2012 2:21

Pussyyyyy attack!

MitchellK 3

Friday 28 December 2012 2:41

No, no, it's still funny don't worry.

rkmn8r 6

Friday 28 December 2012 2:42

How do you live with yourself after such a traumatizing experience?

chris_a7x 11

Friday 28 December 2012 2:48

Lol your cat is epic

Flying_Camel 9

Friday 28 December 2012 2:48

That pussy is a good hunter.

Tater25 15

Friday 28 December 2012 7:26

I could see it now... walking by singing... "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny- WTF?!?!"

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