Awesome cat. lol

That sounds exactly like my old cat Owen. Only he would hide under the coffee table and run out and attack anyone that walked by. But the coffee table was exactly in the middle of the room.. There was no way around that little shit

Cats are like that. At least she didn't topple the tree.

The only good cat, is a dead cat. But they're also good in stir fry.

This is more like a facebook status than an FML.

Yay for carpet sharks. My ferret use to hide under the couch and attack everyone that passed including the cat.

The oatmeal has already warned us that kittens are planning on taking over the world and backs it up with proof!

I moderated this story! :D

That is why I don't like cats

You'll get the last laugh when you put the tree at the curb for recycling, with the cat still in the limbs.