By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

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redbluegreen 40

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

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veghead95 6

Yuck, not a nice way to wake up. On the other hand, at least he/she gave you a "present"!

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Jamila_fml 0

Big whoop. So you touched it. Just wash your hands. Jeebus.

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draccon136 0

I would say "man up" except for the disemboweled part.

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Romaine_fml 0

He was giving you a present, be grateful :/

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IceCreamMage 17

When a cat shows you the animal they killed, they mean it as a sign of affection. They're showing you their prized possesion. Though a disembowled rat is kinda gross xD

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Cadiz215 0

Thats is freaking disgusting. OMG! I really can't believe you own a cat!

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christy223 0

that means he loves you it's a little present for you awwwww so thoughtful he is

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alexm501 0

Mother ****** that image makes me sick! God dammit night mares! Hahaha

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IAMADINOSAUR 4

I just laughed for 5 minutes...... Then my cat dragged a spider into my room ( Like some massive tarantula) ...Karmas a bitch.

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