Animals: Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet...

By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By leaaaa 223 - 14/07/2020 23:01

Today, I woke up to yet another severed rat head next to my bed, which I have to dispose of yet again. Cats are seriously weird. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Cujo, but for cats

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:13

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

redbluegreen 40

Monday 24 August 2009 20:13

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

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My_averageFML 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:44

that's sweet but gross at the sametime.

nonnymouse 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:52

Aw...he loves you very much to bring you such a great gift! And also...ew.

Green12324 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:53

What a caring cat =D Still sucks though, lol.

HagelBagel 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:08

Dude, your cat is kick-ass!

RustedMetal 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:00

lol gross dude, thas nasty

shad0wpuppetz 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:01

He was bringing you a present!

freudianego 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:53

I thought the same thing.

lilymoose 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:29

at least you don't have a rat in your house anymore?

itsz_madi_bro 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:02

ewwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thats so gross.

lordmoe 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:07

Cats are fun, aren't they?

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:59

Mmmm... by the way, were its innards on your bed? After all, you said "disemboweled" so I assume it had some entrails... trailing.

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