Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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commodore350 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:50

**** that shit

jordangregs 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:50

what a ******* belta...

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:50

How is that even possible?

TardxxxCake 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:51

What is this, I don't even.. what?

Primo_Loco 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:59

ROFLMFAOOL XD wait o.O how'd you clean it?

rvontr88 21

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:00

That's incredibly hilarious.

Thanatos1206 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:00

That's why you should always keep some cat litter in there, just in case.

IgnorantAmerican 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:04

lol

xTrue25 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:15

I call BS!

Shinygirlnz 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:15

Your cat's a prankster.

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