Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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jennjer78 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:11

hahahaha!!! funniest thing I've heard this week!!! sucks, but, toasters are cheap...:)

savagearmz 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:12

lol to get it out u should put it on the timer and launch that SHIT!

missy1228 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:14

steaming hot shit toast

Erindub 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:25

Talanted little ******

madeingeorgia 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:38

YDI for having a cat! Indoor pets are gross...

kitkatmiaow 21

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:14

that makes no sense at all...

canadaman10303 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:16

yummy

martinoriginal 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:18

what a crappy toaster

hotblonde23 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:53

time to get a new toaster!

schwingy 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:00

that is so awesome!

livyyyy 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:01

ouch poor toaster...that sucks. but it is pretty funny. I think you should buy a new toaster.

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