Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:21

A: What's the time? B: I don't know. A: Time to get a new toaster! Boo-doom cha!

blackxxjesusxx 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:22

would you like some toast?? give it to a friend as a present

zemma_soup 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:24

lol he's gonna poop on ur pillow next

raray116 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:26

he was trying to tell you to get a new toaster

CheeseTaco 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:26

How the hell does that even happen?

ItalianFilipino 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:27

LOL this one made me laugh for some reason.

numberswoman 14

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:48

What a nice kitty! Fixed you authentic shit on a shingle.

Sbongiorno94 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:09

Duuude hahahaha

missy_lynn012 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:25

that's cat-toast-stroph-shit.!

GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:33

Lmfao

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