Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 966

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 185

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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You deserved it 203

Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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You deserved it 322

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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You deserved it 171

Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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You deserved it 250

ancientmudkipz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:08

i lol'd

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:18

Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.

Comments

yikesbikes 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:53

HAHAHAHA amazing.

konekohotaru 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:12

What crappy timing.

mister_moops 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:01

lmfao holy shit awesome

jpr11011 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:44

No doubt that was just a coincidence. Cats don't care how good looking people are.

karl_t 3

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

Anyone else think we need a "Get Over It" option along with the given "I Agree, Your Life Is F***ed" and "You Deserve It"? Some of these FMLs aren't FML-worthy at all.

Roddsy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:27

LOL this FML is awesome XD

wtffkristen 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:34

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

ironyoflife 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:20

coincidence.

happygoluckyhh 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:43

Obviously it had nothing to do with you, but it's funny how it was such perfect timing. :)

cmac86 23

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:51

Meh. Cats don't know anything about that stuff. They're assholes anyway.

latkematzoball 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:35

#111. Oh, yes. Yesterday my cat just ripped me off in a $200 investment. He lies to me constantly, and is out all night drinking and picking up some hot chicks. Yah he is SUCH an asshole

tobikuma 0

Monday 26 October 2009 10:20

#114 thanks a lot, I was taking a drink of water when I read that and that comment made me spit it out from laughing. I'm just glad it got on the lower part of my desk and not my computer monitor.