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By idontmakethedresscode - 23/10/2015 08:17 - United States - Napa

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML

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By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

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Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

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Casual hate speech

By coveredupforfun - 04/02/2015 03:13 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I saw my coworker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML

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By I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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Reactionaries need to pipe down

By FirstGradeTeach - 05/10/2022 15:00

Today, I had a parent come in for a conference. When she stepped into my classroom, she immediately went on a rant about how I’m "woke indoctrinating" her child and threatened to homeschool her. She then stormed out. I had a rainbow chart of the colors and a poster of multicolored hands. I teach 1st grade. FML

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Systemic

By Upset - 03/02/2016 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By DisneyGal - 22/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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omgitsmoe 26

Friday 23 October 2015 16:05

I never knew flamingo hats were a religious practices :/

kred 21

Friday 23 October 2015 16:04

Stupid can't be fixed.

Comments

kred 21

Friday 23 October 2015 16:04

Stupid can't be fixed.

syki 22

Friday 23 October 2015 16:12

Sure it can. It's just that most of society frowns upon the fix. It's all "What are you doing with that knife," and "You're under arrest," and "Life without parole."

booman342 13

Friday 23 October 2015 16:27

Stupid people should be fixed. That way they don't reproduce.

MasterTron 24

Saturday 24 October 2015 0:59

I second that motion

LittleLambii 24

Saturday 24 October 2015 12:17

#55 I fail to see what religion has to do with a flamingo hat?

omgitsmoe 26

Friday 23 October 2015 16:05

I never knew flamingo hats were a religious practices :/

NeatNit 32

Friday 23 October 2015 16:10

I had to google it, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to wear one if not for religious reasons. For anyone wondering and too lazy - it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a pink hat in the shape of a flamingo.