By Zlo98 - 08/08/2013 05:12 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML
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Zlo98 tells us more.

Zlo98 7

Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.

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cottoncandymango 17

*Tina Fey's voice* "OH MY GOD! WALK IT OFF! WALK IT OFF!"

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chris4u2nv5 19

Sounds like an old fashioned red-neck wedding to me! Good times!!!!!

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iAlissa 34

Wait, how does stage diving qualify it as redneck?

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queerdragon 20

Jumping off the stage onto a family member while drunk sounds like a hick idea to me.

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iAlissa 34

Hmmm. I guess I thought it sounded like something any drunk person would do, hick or not :p

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queerdragon 20

I have very redneck members on my mother's side of the family. They wore camo to my grandmother's funeral. They bought my six year old niece a pink rifle for her birthday. They took me out duck hunting when I turned 11 and got drunk, shot someone's pet goat, and made jerky out of it. So, we have some interesting stories about them. When they came to my sister's wedding--a choice my mother made for her, since "they are family"--they did something very similar to this FML. They ended up getting drunk off moonshine. When the minister asked if "anyone protested" and they all got up and started talking about how they hated her husband. On the other side, we have very "classy" people. They just pass out drunk in their own vomit.

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Caitie_kid 8

That's so messed up that they made jerky out of someone's pet :( :( :(

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iAlissa 34

Sorta makes me think of Duck Dynasty

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123man 11

Ambiguous pronouns, people! Either the cousin or nephew could have broken an arm; the reader has to guess.

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Ripplez13 9

I know! Thank you for pointing that out, it was alarming to me that no one seemed to have noticed it. I sure hope it wasn't the nephew's arm though– he didn't do anything wrong!

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Caitie_kid 8

I don't think it would be so much of an fml if the cousin broke his arm, more like "haha you deserve it for being an inconsiderate jerk at my wedding."

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TheNewMirage 10

A wedding without blood being shed is a boring wedding?

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leeburns 5

Taking to death do us part to a whole new level

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frod0 10

Now you know who NOT to invite to any more gatherings/ceremonies,I hope your nephew is ok OP :(

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damnit1989 16

I am liking your comment, not for the comment itself, but because of the username you chose. Just sayin.....

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TheBestNameEver 5

well its a wedding people will never forget:D

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randm_dude 9

YOLO. Well at least you have a story to tell your kids. But I want an invitation for your golden anniversary. Assuming your cousin will be trying to reenact it, climbing his way up on stage with a wheeled walker. Taking out his dentals, yelling: "'sup bitches." And landing nose first in front of your nephew.

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rocker_chick105 31

You did not just start that with "YOLO".... *facepalm*

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Caitie_kid 8

Up until a week ago all I knew about YOLO was that stupid people doing stupid things said it a lot.

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MVSK 8

This is why people should never drink !

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bjdog98 9

You know what they say about weddings; it's a night to remember.

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generalasskicker 12

I laughed so hard

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