By Zlo98 - 08/08/2013 05:12 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML
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Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.

Top comments

cottoncandymango 17

*Tina Fey's voice* "OH MY GOD! WALK IT OFF! WALK IT OFF!"

Comments

That poor kid, and your cousin really needs to learn to balance out their pre-game drinking.

Alcohol + weddings= embarrassing and/or funny story EVERY TIME

Who broke his arm? Did your cousin break his own arm or did your cousin break your nephew's arm?

myoukei 31

I hope my wedding (if I ever get remarried) is this awesome!

Twice as memorable. Especially for that kid

damnit1989 16

This is why I refuse to let people have more then a few beers or a couple glasses of wine when I get married. I know, I know, it's not as fun. But this really is the kind of stuff I want to avoid.

Maybe next time he'll dive onto the crowd and into his face

Scout! you know you're never supposed to endanger a civilian, or wish for it either!

so sick of hearing it, but it just fits... did he say, "do you even lift bro?" Was the videographer doing his job?