By Schizomaniac - 25/08/2015 17:33 - United States

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.

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Steve97 32

Does he think the earth is flat too?

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fakedsincerity 32

Well at least you're not related by blood, so that's one good thing.

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tdawg91 17

Please be an english teacher, please be an english teacher, Please be an english teacher!

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EarlFug 19

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

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shay_serendipity 29

That is one of my favorite quotes of all time and it actually does coincide with the FML quite well haha

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hoosiergirl94 31

You can't fix stupid

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Soverain 15

Does he think the earth is in the middle of the solar system and the moon landing was a hoax?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Ask him to explain why the Earth has day and night.

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piiiiiou_fml 12

Because the sun turns around the earth! :)

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EarlFug 19

Geez, no need to get all heliocentric about it.

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

"I'm telling you, people: the Earth revolves around the SUN!" "BUUUUUURN HIIIIM!!"

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RedPillSucks 31

does he teach in Texas?

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Kurby14 21

I feel bad for whatever students he teaches.

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lationas 25

This is why the U.S. isn't anywhere near the top in education..

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ThePaperDragon 31

I pray he does not teach anything that concert space or the shape of the planet. Does he believe every large celestial body is flat?

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