By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML
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EpicJman2828 11

OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses

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Ms_ValS 27

Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.

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DocBastard 38

But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??

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Enslaved 36

Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called 'Love' **Gotta be careful where you put your firecracker. :P

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The_Big_Boss 20

What was that? -1 Enslaved.

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ShadowNinja445 12

That can be taken two ways. Both of which are very correct.

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Enslaved 36

What?!! You want me to take it two ways?:P

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thatnucca 36

Wrath of God though? Lol! How did come about that?

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prozac5000 9

what is it with all the wasp stories on Fmylife recently?

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perdix 29

Quick! Throw the air conditioner at them!!

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jmcr 27

Ouch that sucks OP hopefully thatll teach your cousin some manners

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LyraAlluse 25

Bees, wasps, and any other buzzing things in general creep me out. Unfortunately, I seem to attract these buzzing things, especially in my house. That is until I decided to invest in lots of sticky paper and place them around the house like a mad scientist (I even laughed evilly for good measure). Now the buzzing things get stuck in the paper while I sit and watch in glee. Take that buzzing creatures! I am on to your evil plans for world domination.

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venus89 17

Use your cousin as a shield.

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kdbernie10 3

I still remember the good ole days of dressing up in hockey gear and beating down wasp nests like an idiot. Now kids get all fancy with their firecrackers. Makes me sick.

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timss4 19

Nah that's satan, locusts are Gods work lol

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