Animals: Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker... - FML

By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

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EpicJman2828 11

Friday 28 June 2013 0:33

OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses

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Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 27 June 2013 11:56

Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:04

But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??

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alicealiveordead 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 1:13

that's some hardcore firework celebration.

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:45

INB4 no god

EpicJman2828 11

Monday 1 July 2013 14:09

are you volunteering to catch them?

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 26 February 2014 10:03

that sucks

mermaidgirl5413 10

Sunday 22 June 2014 23:05

Oh god thats awful!

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