By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML
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EpicJman2828 11

OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses

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Ms_ValS 27

Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.

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DocBastard 38

But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??

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icepick23 12

Old Testament angry God or New Testament nice one?

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Felling 14

I would have died right then and there. Number one fear. x.x

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1911 3

next time put an m-80 in there, that should work

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worldclassrager 39

How did they find out you did it? They should be after your brother...(I know that might be wrong)

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Sheh_fml 25

Why should they go after his brother when it was his cousin who did it?

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Simoneaux17 11

Uh-oh, someone mentioned God! I'll see this on the news tonight.

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EpicJman2828 11

OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses

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sirchuckles 8

yeah I think they spend their whole life plotting how to get us. even after they sting us they won't die -_-

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EpicJman2828 11

I have to agree. One stings and leaves a "Hey **** this guy up" pheromone and they hunt you down and **** you up

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skitzymew 19

Well once they sting you they actually leave this jelly looking stuff on you that attracts other bees.

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pureportedpear 27

Looks like you have not been in Australia... There it's not only the bees, but everything will hunt you down and rape you

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br00kr 22

Haha at least you havent been raped by a colony of bees. Gosh i had 15 stings on my arms alone. The next week i was stung by two wasps and a hornet.

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FrankHotpants 31

Bees give us honey but wasps....it's just a big F$&k you from nature.

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pie_flavor 16

You are forgetting those skinny little motherfuckers most people call hornets.

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myoukei 31

Wa2p2are f*cking a22hole2. The2e hoe2 don't even make honey!!

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mb2_native 15

I am very curious on what this post said -_- I never see moderated posts anymore LOL

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