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By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 227
You deserved it 5 733

Same thing different taste

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I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.

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Maybe she's just a freak in bed and that's why it's new to you. .

Take it as a blessing in disguise. You are more knowledgable now from the experience. I say be grateful. ☺️

at least you learned some new things op!

First, a man and a woman fall in love. Then the man farts on the woman's strange, filling the woman's strange with air so that the woman can queef on the man's face. And, a baby is born.

leogachi 15

That's hilarious. I was watching South Park when I read your comment.

RedPillSucks 31

Is this really an FML if you actually learned something?

RandomUsername88 24

And this is why we need sex ed

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

The more you know the better you are. Nothing wrong with some friendly advice.

jat_fml 3

ill bet it was depress twisted bdsm seen the bloody ball before,horror

So you learned that the clit is real. . .and the female ****** is the real myth?