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By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 10:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

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Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

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By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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By butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang

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Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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tj4234 35

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:53

You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.

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ellbbila 5

Monday 22 June 2015 3:02

I'm going out on a limb and saying she might have just been screwing with you. I wouldn't believe her if I were you

trumpet27 1

Thursday 9 March 2017 7:40

Yup. I am a sophomore in high school, and yet those terms are new to me. My parents didn't explain any of these things to me, and you won't believe how many times I had to look up stuff to understand FMLs.

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