Work: Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys... - FML

By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

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By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By mini matthylde - 19/11/2015 09:57 - France - Nantes

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Top comments

SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:14

So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.

AKskier1 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:08

in short too. it's all goods

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MwahFMLS 6

Monday 15 August 2011 12:22

a chair and a couple books sound like a solution, eh?

jmacfan1 16

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:06

I feel your pain. I'm 4 foot 11 and there are shelves in my house I can't reach.

bobby94_fml 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:39

Why does ahe deserve it ppl? Cuz shes short? Well thats nature :/

shorty931 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 5:38

It's okay I no how it is I'm only 4 ten too!!! It sometimes sucks!!!

KtKD54 2

Monday 9 July 2012 2:38

How old r u? My brother is 14 and about 6 feet tall.... And i personally am 12 and about 5 foot 4 or 5 or so

Happier_fml 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 11:51

Welcome to my life! I'm only an inch taller than you o:

TDWPForDayz 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:27

I feel your pain, I'm only 5'1.

ME_LIKE_APPLES 4

Friday 5 July 2013 19:24

my sister's talker then you and she's 10

dashlovesjojo 7

Monday 16 June 2014 4:53

Don't worry I'm only 5'2 and my friends are 4'7

ZeeroKamarrii 18

Wednesday 11 March 2015 2:24

I feel your pain. my brother and partner, who are at a minimum 7in taller than me have a bad habit of putting things like my baccy and keys on tall shelves

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