Miscellaneous: Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first...

By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

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rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:42

i'd hate you too

wannabesinger 16

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:42

Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic

Comments

cmac86 23

Monday 26 October 2009 9:45

you must really be a ditz in person. who the hell hits a lightpole in an empty parking lot, muchless totals a car?! that takes some work.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 26 October 2009 9:45

He hates you because you apparently misunderstood what he wanted. He probably said he wanted to drive you in his truck. That's why he told you to keep the lights off.

CloudEnvy 17

Monday 26 October 2009 12:36

So dark the headlights didn't work. Fyl.

Improbability 0

Monday 26 October 2009 14:57

Not fake, cause it's not any stretch of the imagination for me to see my teenage sister and her friends pulling this off. Their lives revolve around two things: use some exaggerated language (like totaled when it might have a crumpled headlight) and blame everything stupid you do on something else. Never take personal responsibility. It was dark, you hear? Dark! I'm totally innocent. Not. YDI.

Brey1013 0

Monday 26 October 2009 15:51

uhm headlights?

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:37

this doesn't really....wait...dumbledore must've been there with his deluminator to take away all of the street lights and the car's headlights! now i get it! it makes perfect sense!

CaptainPat 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:06

1- If its dark why the hell didn't you turn on the head lights? 2- every single parking lot i have ever been in has street lights, not to mention lights from the building(s) the lot is for, or surrounding buildings. 3- HOW THE HELL did you manage to TOTAL a truck by hitting a pole in a parking lot? Were you going 60, and the pole was the size of a street light pole or something? if so then it must of been pretty visible.

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:32

It's both of your faults. Yours for not using the headlights. His for letting a woman drive when there was a perfectly able-bodied guy there to do it.

Shaun32 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:47

If it wasn't a new car then it makes sense. Totalling a car is just when the cost to fix it would be more than the cost to replace it. If this was an older truck that wasn't worth much in the first place, then it could have easily been totalled. Now, I do agree with the others' confusion about why headlights were not used.