Miscellaneous: Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first...

By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

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rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:42

i'd hate you too

wannabesinger 16

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:42

Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic

Comments

CodeMan16 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:54

okay, im pretty sure we get that headlights were a wonderful invention and that OP should have used them, it would be great if we could stop reitterating the same concept 1500 times

phatdaddy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:00

Dude. you're missing the point. ...She didn't even turn the headlights ON!!

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:20

bahahahhaha! never let your boyfriend teach you to drive. disaster always happens when you're trying to show off how good you are

phatdaddy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:02

Dude. you're missing the point. ...She didn't even turn the headlights ON!!

kidclarke 15

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:58

Pics or it didn't happen!

croma_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:20

why would you be driving in a kitchen?

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:11

in the sentence: "It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car.", the part that says "driving into and pole and totaled his car" doesnt make sense. shouldnt it be driving into a pole and totaled his car?