By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
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girlygirl666 0

I'll bet this wasn't the first time you had wood in your ass.

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stolencrackers 1

I understand the phase of "crush" is the time you want everything to go "perfectly." Hopefully, you can look back and laugh at it, too. On my 3rd date with my now husband, oh boy did I make a fool of myself I thought for sure he'd think I was crazy.. but we both laughed at it, and now we're happily married!

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munim 0

hehehe. you now have a cute story to look back to the first time he admitted his love to you.

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socrkeeper001 0

oh well. he still said he loved you. a splinter isn't exactly life-ending of anything.

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greendaygirl112 0

shoot tht sucs

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greendaygirl112 0

srry but fhl for not having a careful girlfriend

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SaraHxx3 0

It's okay. I mean, at least he didn't break up with you. That would've sucked. This is romantic. And accidents happen, don't worry :)

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TysonBrown 0

and u imediatly just had to post it... didnt u ?

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