By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
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girlygirl666 0

I'll bet this wasn't the first time you had wood in your ass.

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stolencrackers 1

I understand the phase of "crush" is the time you want everything to go "perfectly." Hopefully, you can look back and laugh at it, too. On my 3rd date with my now husband, oh boy did I make a fool of myself I thought for sure he'd think I was crazy.. but we both laughed at it, and now we're happily married!

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Skull_300 0

You got poked in the arse?

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pinkyluvs8 0

#12! You are a jerk just so you know. Nd girl i'm sorry about that except i would have laughed with the guy dont worry itll be fine

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catatonicsleep 17

did he remove the splinter for you with tweezers?

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Jefe_fml 0

Nope, with his teeth.

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overrandom 4

This isn't really an FML. It'd be an FML if you got the splinter and he told you he disliked you.

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APD16 1

#12, arse is the original word commonly used in Britain, ass is just an American dialect. Get your facts straight before you say how we speak badly

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Aha09 1

You got wood. LMFAO. I thought that was the guy's job.

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Squander 3

I'm not gonna get hostile, but this seems more of a happy story than an FML. Crush telling you he returns your feelings: totally rad. Getting a splinter: Minor fault on a happy event. [bragging]Then again, my first kiss was perfect[/bragging]

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