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By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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Another one bites the dust

By fail - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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Broken heart

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 16:01 - Spain

Today, my crush DM-ed my best friend, asking her to meet "without me knowing about it." We had been meeting occasionally for at least 8 years. In fact, a few days ago I'd told him that I was going to be in his town and he replied that he wouldn't be there that day. FML

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Very encouraging, cheers

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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Dr_Know 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:40

Should have been like 'Well 99% of the time when a girl is talking to a guy on FB it's because she feels sorry for him. This is part of that 99%'

W76 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

awesome line!

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Laura007_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:44

That's when you say something cunning and witty. Something like "One, don't flatter yourself. Two, why don't you go take it in the ass again since you apparently like being a bitch."

ffat_mo6 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:15

um the guy who commented on this saying you're ugly and no one will want you is a complete moran and just soooooooo effing stupid. :)

babyboo1592 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:27

wow wat an ass

Charleene_fml 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:11

Aw, that's so sad. D:

Trixies100 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 3:23

well then **** him!

erwinbear 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:51

awwwh. what a dick D:

welly_ellie 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 2:10

see that sucks! poor dear; I feel for you, it's happened

Alygiiirly 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 4:59

lol at 19(:

brknankls 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:27

lmao there goes the butter

evilqueencathy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:39

I'd thank him for his honesty, and then never talk to him again. I'm assuming she wanted to date him and this was his (nice?) way of saying he wasn't interested. Next time he needs help with something, he's on his own.