By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States
Same thing different taste
Nice guy
By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell
Another one bites the dust
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Great deal
By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way
Broken heart
By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 16:01 - Spain
Very encouraging, cheers
By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00
Preventive measures
By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02
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If this guy was just a friend and he said that, it wouldn't be very jerky at all, more like a relief, and he is a perfectly innocent person who didn't do anything wrong at all. But since she likes him and it hurt her feelings, that makes him an asshole and needs to burn in hell in spite of the fact that he probably doesn't know how she feels about him as it was. Or what #52 said. No one's an asshole in this situation (well, they may be, but we can't tell from this).
what a jerk~!!!!! !! lol good burn though you should have come back with something like: "oh thats good because i dont date assholes and i'm 99% sure you fall into that category"
wow, what an ass! I'd cry, then get pissed, and hunt him down
Are you assuming this would happen while on your period or what? Because no really, crying? Chasing him down? lmfao you brat
That's not true, is it? I don't think 99% of the guys I talk to want to go out with me.
Did you know that 60% of all statistics are made up right on the spot?
is that a crappy pick-up or is he serious? where did he get that shitty statistic from (which is by the way not true).
oh my gosh thats horrible. then why is he talking to you, he didnt need to say that its uncalled for
maybe he means it in a good way.?!
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Should have been like 'Well 99% of the time when a girl is talking to a guy on FB it's because she feels sorry for him. This is part of that 99%'
awesome line!