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By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 739
You deserved it 3 722

Same thing different taste

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Should have been like 'Well 99% of the time when a girl is talking to a guy on FB it's because she feels sorry for him. This is part of that 99%'

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redblueviolet 0

If this guy was just a friend and he said that, it wouldn't be very jerky at all, more like a relief, and he is a perfectly innocent person who didn't do anything wrong at all. But since she likes him and it hurt her feelings, that makes him an asshole and needs to burn in hell in spite of the fact that he probably doesn't know how she feels about him as it was. Or what #52 said. No one's an asshole in this situation (well, they may be, but we can't tell from this).

what a jerk~!!!!! !! lol good burn though you should have come back with something like: "oh thats good because i dont date assholes and i'm 99% sure you fall into that category"

wow, what an ass! I'd cry, then get pissed, and hunt him down

Are you assuming this would happen while on your period or what? Because no really, crying? Chasing him down? lmfao you brat

xenomorph 0

He may be worried that *you* don't like *him* and does not want to take a rejection. You should really ask him.

That's not true, is it? I don't think 99% of the guys I talk to want to go out with me.

Did you know that 60% of all statistics are made up right on the spot?

is that a crappy pick-up or is he serious? where did he get that shitty statistic from (which is by the way not true).

oh my gosh thats horrible. then why is he talking to you, he didnt need to say that its uncalled for

jchansfan 0

He's an ass and statistically retarded... lol... 99% of conversations inbetween guys an girls are obviously not all the guy hitting on the girl. What an idiot. lol At least make the joke realistic... Sorry he did that too you though, you deserve better than an idiot/jerk like him... =(