Miscellaneous: Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was...

By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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By roofer - 31/07/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By ether10 - 04/06/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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PIVOT!

By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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DIY

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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IcySnake 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:59

Push the ladder over, and laugh.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:01

So make like a tree and leaf him on the roof. No?

Comments

ObsessedWithMe 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:04

Take away the ladder

tesneemalgahim 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:09

if it wasn't your father you should of pushed the ladder and said "WHOS LAUGHING NOW PUNK?!?"

420smoke420 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:09

Go shit on his bed. Then when he goes to his room for the night start laughing.

brianjman14 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:59

Your name is about weed, yet your profile picture is a glass of alcohol. Does not compute.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 2:22

39-*looks at your profile pic again* IT'S GOOOOOOOoOOoooOd

brianjman14 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 2:46

Haha, thanks. I like yours, too.

ReesesPuffs 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:12

Guard the bottom of the ladder with a baseball bat.

Nutty4Muffs 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:18

... you didn't think to get out of the way?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:21

She didn't see it coming, the only warning was her dads laughter

AlbinoBear 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:20

Fertilizer? Help your hair grow

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:26

Flush.....!!!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:27

Yu should always ratty fruits and vegetation!

jaredofmo 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:34

I hate it when parents do stuff like that and think it's funny. It's not. It makes your kids resent you and makes the thought of putting you in a retirement home all the sweeter.