Miscellaneous: Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted...

By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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By lalalee - 18/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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Unloved

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Priorities

By karina17 - 18/10/2009 05:03 - Canada

Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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By Binks - 23/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Bonneau

Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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trollsemen 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:27

Sooo.... What's your gamertag??

WCARlover 34

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

Wow, another sucky father FML...did he buy you cigarettes when you were 15 too?

Comments

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:38

Battle him in Halo/COD/Battlefield for it.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:39

He's obviously a winner if he doesn't have the money to buy his own Xbox. Get out there and find yourself another dad. I hear that if you go to Dirty Dicks Rent-A-Dad on Friday between 5-7 pm you can buy one get one half off. Tell them that I sent you.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:50

Achievement unlocked: Dick Dad But then again Gears of war 3 did just come out. Forgive him ans use this time to bond while killing subterranean scum! :p

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:50

Pops got priorities!

kareltje 17

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:00

You sure he's your dad, and not your kid-brother?

atroxletum 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:03

Borrow it? As in, take it with him, and leave you without it? You don't just take a guy's Xbox, it's all some people (including me) have to do at the end of the day! I guess you could do something productive, but where's the fun in that?

jayfishing 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:11

That rebekah Brooke girl has got to be some 60 year old guy no way someone that hot has the time to comment... Well maybe besides me :)

kickazz16 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:14

Dude...seriously? That's pretty low.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:15

This is FML. Not pornhub. Stop fap fap fapping long enough to leave a comment that pertains to the FML or go back to masturbating in your cave covered in Justin bieber posters you sick son of a bitch.