Intimacy: Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Spicy

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Spicy

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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**** addiction

By Anonymous - 03/04/2021 12:00 - United States - Boise

Spicy

Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Spicy

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Top comments

narrowords 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:18

Remember, your silence can be bought.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:17

Someone had a guilty conscience.

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:25

"What?? How the hell did THAT happen? Someone must have hacked my phone!" At least that would be his excuse if he were an FML commenter.

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:33

Or a New York congressman.

yukumariooo 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 8:18

I've always waited for the day when the Doc and Perdix would have some fml comment interaction in hopes that it would be funny and sarcastic. The day has come, and it didn't disappoint.

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:25

Hey it could've been women tennis

lightanddark 17

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:06

lol i remember that one. it was pretty funny.

sexysaltshaker 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:26

Well that backfired.

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:27

Pops got busted playing Pop goes the Weasel.

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:27

Hahaha so he admitted to it? Poor guy....

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:36

So why were you watching **** on his mobile phone? Old guys don't know how to get **** on their cellphones -- otherwise society would grind to a halt. (Maybe this explains the government shutdown;)) We have enough trouble with the gosh-dang texting!

Nyarlothatep 12

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:40

Now this would be funnier if it had been posted via a mobile device. Not to say it wasn't, or that it wasn't funny...

Clarence Gilbert 7

Monday 23 October 2017 16:28

he wasnt watching ****. his dad was on his own fone.

xSkittle 16

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:39

He has needs too

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:48

Have him check your history next time...if it's wiped then he can be suspicious...

jagged_glory 12

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:03

now you regret everytime you had to use his phone

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:58

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks for that.

m0nst3rl0v3r 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:06

A few years back my dad let me borrow his phone to go on mathgames.com (I was grounded and had nothing better to do) and the first thing that popped up on his history was maxboobs.com

hatchworth 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:02

this should be an fml

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