Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between...

By G - 08/10/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

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You deserved it 45 210

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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You deserved it 2 382

By brokebackanus - 18/12/2015 14:15 - United States - Detroit

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML

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You deserved it 7 871

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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You deserved it 5 053

By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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You deserved it 4 862

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 3 351

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 392

You deserved it 10 919

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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You deserved it 40 093

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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You deserved it 3 595

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 586

You deserved it 31 059

H3YG1RL 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:46

Lol are you 12?

sailorzoe 14

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:46

Gotta have Cs. :)

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CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:11

Should've put in in your pants. Fail

ZombieK1ll4 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:50

Grow em bigger.(plastic surgery)

robinhood007 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:23

Its no big deal having small boobs and if you think that makes your life ****** up then you need to get your priorities straight women.

winterforever97 30

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:17

Caught. Hahahahahaa

Allyrocks113000 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:41

Either get a smaller phone or bigger breasts, either works

AnthonyN 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:58

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll grow!

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 4:09

If he takes him call CPS

annalivlivliv 20

Monday 30 March 2015 14:48

I know them feels OP

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Today, after living for a while with my husband and our cat, I'm still not sure which of the two leaves the most hairs strewn around the house. FML

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You deserved it 14 070

Today, I found my brother sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked why, he told me Melanie was dead. Thinking he was talking about his girlfriend, I offered to take him to a grief counselor. It was there that he told us that Melanie is the name of his horse in Red Dead Redemption II. FML

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You deserved it 387

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Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

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