By G - 08/10/2011 17:03 - United States

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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hatersgunnahat 0

Um... Why didnt you hide it somewhere else?

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aFreedom127 9

He's your dad, he knows you have breasts. The only reason he cares about how big they are is because he cares about who you might be letting put their paws on them.

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Cat_Daniels 6

Umm I'm so sorry, but who ever thought your dad would say that?? BTW thanks for the tip on how 2 hide my phone ;)

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Q9 0

OMG. I'm 12 turning 13 and I wear 38A cuz I had a back operation and my back is way wider cuz of the 2 rods

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zombiekitten87 12

38 a sounds horrifyingly disproportionate...

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perdix 29

Aw, I'm sorry. I can hide my phone between my boobs . . . and I'm a dude!

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Z_Morios_Z 7

lmao best fml ever ! tell him that his are x3

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Beffink 0

All i can say to this is... HAHAHAHA

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bubo_fml 10

"But Daddy, if I stick it between my legs, it'll go into orbit around my cervix!"

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