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It's his face, let him look how he wants. Why do YOU want him to be bearded all the time anyway?
I like his sense of humor. ;)
At least he has a sense of humor
What was he supposed to do with his beard in the jar? Keep it next to his bed...? You wanted it.
Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
Now you can hold on to it forever how nice
Well OP, ask and you'll receive...
Think about it like this, When you move out (or he croaks) you'll always have something to remember him by
Your dad is awesome.
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Now you can put it on and impress girls.
Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..