By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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just16letters 15

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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Tobber 16

So basically you got some 'stache' from your dad?

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telli164 30

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

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pwnman 33

Turns out you will be having his memory..

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bluefrootloops 13

Not the weirdest thing someone has kept from their body.

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juan3611 14

My mom kept my umbilical cord...

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shredder8838 10

Most moms keep their childrens umbilical cord..

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Ki11erC 18

62: No idea what weird place you are from but most mums do not keep that.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Well... since it was his decision and none of your business, I'll have to say you deserve it :) Your dad has an amazing sense of humor!

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bummervacation 10

Well, if you ever find yourself in doubt about his paternity in relation to you, you have a jar full of samples to send in to the lab :)

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hunteryager 18

Hair doesnt contain DNA. However, the follicles do, which may not be there since the hair was shaven, not pulled.

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bummervacation 10

Huh.. You learn something new every day. Thanks :)

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chuka81 27

Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it. And you did.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Man that's really awkward, but it could be worse. Imagine he had given it to you as a birthday present...

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MrDonSalvetti 27

#31 So it's completely normal in your house, that your dad gives you his shaved hair, in a jar? Okeei, never heard that this is "normal" but okei...

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xx000o 27

And what is the point of this little diatribe?

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OptimusVader 23

In what way is this a diatribe? I don't see any place in the FML about abusive denunciations or bitter criticisms. I only see a funny father and a surprised, if not weirded out, OP.

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fmlallthetyme 23

I think they just wanted to use their new fancy word so that we would think they were venerable.

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alphabetta 23

51, please don't use big fancy words in an effort to impress people. It only makes us more photosynthesized with you.

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brandoneyez1 25

Thats one way to keep it. Sounds like dad has a sense of humor.

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