By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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just16letters 15

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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aireeahna 23

That would only work if op was a guy or was into girls.

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dakotahulsey 15

Thank you for letting me know

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Tobber 16

Wait, you meant 's(h)aved'? :D ... No, still not funny

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Lct1196 31

I like how this entire string of comments all have a large number of negative ratings

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just16letters 15

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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SemiAuto 21

Must've been a hairy situation.

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birdeye1524 12

I still don't know why this got x such negative votes. I loved it. I laughed way to long at this actually.

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SemiAuto 21

I'm sorry. I'm new to this app and did not realize it would get so many down votes.

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SemiAuto 21

People must not like puns lol.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Nah...we don't mind puns, it's just that one has been really over used here.

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SmokinGuns 13

Puns are supposed to be creative and funny. This was obvious and overused.

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patchesOhoolihan 12

People on iFunny love puns, FML users, not so much. Especiall all the overused "situation" ones

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GEBEH 14

Maybe he took it a little too literal.. hopefully he has a great sense of humour and didn't actually think you wanted his beard in a jar!

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OptimusVader 23

I'm pretty sure his sense of humor is the reason why he put it in a jar in the first place.

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Nilorak 24

Maybe he just had a special bond to his dad's beard.

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Or maybe because if your dad doesnt have a beard you have two mums.

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OptimusVader 23

Or maybe it's like with my dad where you've only ever seen him with a beard and couldn't imagine him without it. My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.

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bluucat 17

Guess he wasn't clear about what you meant...

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chutney_02 22

#9 Just like how OP wasn't clear what he meant in the FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#13- No, OP was pretty clear about it...

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Now you can glue it to yourself ... wherever you need hair.

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colby6666 43

Sounds more like an FML for him. "Today, my [son/daughter] told me [he/she] wanted me to keep my beard. So I shaved it off and put it in a jar in [his/her] room. [He/she] is now afraid to come near me. FML"

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