By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
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El_Boxeador 14

He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)

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RickySleeves 20

So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!

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alee38410 5

What a nice surprise

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mds9986 24

A nith thurpristh

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mds9986 24

I tried to type like a person with no teeth would talk :(

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CliffyB03 28

It's the thought that counts! But seriously...ew

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DFMLharsh 20

That's the ugly tooth of life. You never get the present you expect!

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MELKOZAR 27

I tooth you not! This really happened!

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slingerslasher 24

Your name is donkey teeth. What are you hiding from us?

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MzZombicidal 36

Maybe it's his way of attempting to compliment you by saying you look like a beautiful toothy fairy?

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El_Boxeador 14

He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)

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Philintheblankz 14

Put it under your pillow, OP. Maybe you will get a shiny, new quarter.

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lovelockdown23 23

Did you pay him? He obviously thought you were the tooth fairy.

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