By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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bassguitar19 1

36 people? Holy crap OP, you are a **** and a terrible person. If a key opens many locks, it's a master key, but if a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock

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itsgen 16

hahah I keep a list too

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SeaNDouble 1

some are listed as virgins, (although not sure of how she would know that), and listed as ppl she wouldn't sleep with so maybe it's not 36 she's slept with but perhaps 20 or 15. still makes her a ****! hahahahahaha!!!

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mvkmat 0

man what a *****!!!!! so do u want a 33rd?? lol

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chappy5 0

you're stupid. don't even make a list like that (but I bet you get it from your dad)

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ScaryyMary 14

Especially when the list contains bratwurst, fish tacos, and waffles.

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purple91 8

My list has a similiar amount of males and females on it. Uncanny.

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Silkie 0

Her father is number one on the list.

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