Love: Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?

Chilombian 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

That's...something.

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iloveweed69 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:48

that's creepy

d_unsub 12

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:10

Happy Valentines OP!!

coletrain11 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:13

Hooray for the Elektra Complex!

Slimshots 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:25

YDI for looking like your mother.

DalPozzo13 10

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:43

That akward moment when...

Jojonik17 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:45

Valentines Day does that to people XD fyl

CommanderBalls 10

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:46

Well congrats you now are taken

silentblack 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:03

Awkwardddd

shsbrownie 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:12

where are you registered?

monicadempsy 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:01

When's the wedding?

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