Love: Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 184

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 86

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 639

You deserved it 3 856

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 392

You deserved it 4 328

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 422

You deserved it 5 630

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 160

You deserved it 37 775

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 420

You deserved it 8 131

By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 848

You deserved it 3 409

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?

Chilombian 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:42

That's...something.

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kcsm1995 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:55

"i think i wanna marry you" (8)

lilmissny599 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:23

This made my ******* day:p!!

kaitie311 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:36

Um.. Wow! Best proposal story I've ever heard!

bunnypancakes 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:27

Is your dad Woody Allen?

Posiedon57 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:26

"Daddy knows what's best for his little girl.."

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:38

daddy doesn't need another drink.

Cyanide03 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:36

Damn rednecks..

kismentia 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:49

Yeeesh, what would Freud say about this if he were alive today? (besides "Help! I'm trapped in a box!")

Gholi 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:01

Were also drunk enough to say yes??

afgzz 2

Wednesday 15 February 2012 12:05

Maybe he sees your mom In you and wants to get it in

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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You deserved it 4 254

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Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 546

You deserved it 13 834

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 830

You deserved it 3 967

Today, I got home and found out that, because of a burst pipe in their house, my husband's brother's family had moved in. They agreed to only smoke outside, but it’s on their clothes so the house already stinks of cigarettes, and their kids have already broken two things, a plate and the fridge door handle. FML

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You deserved it 92

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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You deserved it 5 053

Today, I'm recovering from an emergency room visit. I was vomiting, sweating, shaking, crying, and couldn't even speak properly. I was scared of that, and scared of hospitals after a routine surgery nearly killed me two years ago. Most of my family are convinced I was faking all of it. FML

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You deserved it 140

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time. Their justification for giving me up for adoption was that I wasn't conceived at the ideal time for them. Apparently, the ideal time was six months after the adoption, when they conceived the first of my two brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 966

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