By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
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I think your dad was more than drunk.
Sounds like my mom when she's in the car when I'm driving, but she's sober
That's probably the first sign that when the car IS going, his stomach contents will too...
If this is reoccurring you might want to think about finding him some help
I confirme your dad was drunk ^_^ (very drunk, very very drunk)
This made me laugh so much, this may be the best FML ever.
I don't think I ever want to get that drunk lol
pour me a glass of that good stuff he took..
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I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
I want what your dad was drinking