By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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AnonymousZOMBIE 12

He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

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I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.

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I think your dad was more than drunk.

Sounds like my mom when she's in the car when I'm driving, but she's sober

That's probably the first sign that when the car IS going, his stomach contents will too...

Senrab 15

I question the people you say YDI on ones like this...

If this is reoccurring you might want to think about finding him some help

I confirme your dad was drunk ^_^ (very drunk, very very drunk)

ENCOURAGER 12

Some great bonding time lol

This made me laugh so much, this may be the best FML ever.

I don't think I ever want to get that drunk lol

pour me a glass of that good stuff he took..

AnonymousZOMBIE 12

one whole bottle of Presidente tequila. good luck with that....the hangover lasted a few days.