By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 515
You deserved it 3 102
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

eeeeeeee 5

Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?

6 0

Comments

Averizzle 0

While she is sleeping you should stick a cucumber covered in fire ants, in her ******. O_o

1 10
HeresReality 0

averizzle, your a sick bastard. that's a creepy nasty sadistic fantasy

4 3
MadaZer0 8

That would be funny however :P

0 4
OmgGuessWhatChic 0

dont forget some glue/quick drying cement

0 0
StoryOfTheYear 14

lol 16, I think that would be quite funny to watch, she deserves it tho

0 0
StoryOfTheYear 14

apparently snickerdoodle (kriptonite) has had gingervitus her whole life, even as a baby

0 0
Terwilliger 0

murder her..... or a little less extreme, shave her eyebrows in her sleep

1 1
myman47 0

u should eat her out;)

0 7
spidergirl41 0

Get her back? That would make you just as bad as her! And azz, that's a little much. She didn't push her sister down and do that, she just turned the light off. Sure it wasn't okay, but holy crap! YOU'RE the idiot who slipped.

0 2
YeahFMLxX 0

YEAH tie her to the radiator and make her take "the stranger" that'll make her never want to look you in the eye again!

0 2
myman47 0

u should stuff a live lobster up her vag. then a hornets nest. then shave her head and break her arms while she is tied up. then put it on YouTube. happy valentines day ;)

0 5
majones 0

YDI for not having a win sense of humor like your sister.

0 1
ipodtouchhaxer 0

2day my bitchy sister wrote an fml about me. fml. JEW@@@@@

1 2
babybubz 0

WTF @ all the sick and twisted comments

0 1
armadilloz 0

slap the bitch with ur dates ****

0 2
coolster56 0

wow you hit your head no-one cares

0 2
mylifeblows32 0

then take a shit on her that's what I do to my girlfriend if she gets out if line

0 0
apfunction 0

#16: welcome to the internet, clearly you haven't been here long.

0 0
ImRawrtastic 0

lol I wish I had a sis lyk that..

0 0
YeahFMLxX 0

your kinda hot D: !

0 2
lonewolfxxx 0

I'm sure she gets that a lot. therefore, whenever you say it, it will not get you any closer to hooking up with her. but wth, you're cute. Just saying.

0 2
Almostskater22 0

haha all of the above :)

0 2
mylifeblows32 0

take a dump on her that's what I do to keep my girl in line

0 0
jamesyy 0

so...you have a compter in your bath room?

1 6
imran3216 0

there's a fml app on iPhone/iPod touch.

2 1
Warez_fml 12

So... You think she fell, hit her head and went on FML the next second? You really didn't consider her doing it a bit later or even another day?

1 1
forrealkhallil 0

haha that sucks. ur sisters a dick

0 0
YeahFMLxX 0

thankyou #49 you indeed put it into perspective: all girl are dicks bro.

0 0