By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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sens3sfailing 24

it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

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Welshite 39

Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

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Andrew910 5

Your dad pwns n00bs n gets bewbs.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Instead of hustling pool, your father hustles CoD.

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olpally 32

Didn't think parents played video games as much as their kids do now a days. Lol. Stop swearing and work on your cod skills while you're grounded, n00b.

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Yousuck24 21

I'm pretty sure OP won't be allowed to play COD since he's grounded...

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poocherz97 3

*Sigh* At least you live in California...

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savage93 11

Cali has Women, Weed, and Weather! What more do you need.

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TrueTriage 16

Alaska MTF. Not much exists and the recreations of it aren't the same...

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

California is awesome this time of year, while most other parts of the country are freezing over

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MindFreakazoid 10

Try Colorado, 66. Downtown Denver is yet to be a stoner's paradise here...

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jvillan87 5

I bet OP's dad plays at night when OP is sleeping. Video games aren't just for children. The average gamer is 18-40. You youngsters better watch your backs!

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unknown_user5566 26

26- No. Camping is annoying as hell and defeats the purpose of the game.

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biglittlehead 12

Learn how to playa game that takes some skill if that's how you think. Play Halo and you will realize what. True FPS is

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Zdoggg 4

Play BF3 and realize what a real fps is. Actually halo is not bad, better then CoD, but still nothing compared to the combat and vehicles of battlefield. On that note planetside 2 just came out and is completely free and still way better then the cod and halo multiplayer

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FMLJFL 5

Because you know, they aren't playing split screen....

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wickedninja918 1

No you just don't make bets like that unless you're actually good at cod (jokeing or not).

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perdix 29

Pong, Space Invders, QBert, Galaga, Pac-Man, pinball, skee-ball,... Need I go on?

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Link7130 4

It's a sad, sad day for a "gamer" when his own father beats him at a modern video game. You suck.

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florido_fml 10

People are just pissed off today and thumping everyone down... Good comment thumps up haha =D

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perdix 29

How did you not know your dad had mad skillz at CoD? You never make bets like this unless you know you are going to win.

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