By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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sens3sfailing 24

it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

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Welshite 39

Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

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Buzzy123 7

If your username is something like XXX-_-69kuSH420SWAGboii I can see why and I hope it wasn't

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a_lenzmeier 11

Somebody else remembers Wolfenstein? Color me shocked!

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krylonpony 3

A game of CoD? That's nothing compared to a duel of Starcraft or league of legends against Korean son and dad. And or spit the watermelon seeds furthest competition with black southern son and dad.

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goose12321 11

Was it his first time playing it? Or does he secretly own in his spare time?

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hellproof023 6

If you know your dad plays maybe you should have thought about his skill level ... If he doesn't and you own a game you got owned at from someone who doesn't even play? Maybe you should reconsider your hobbies

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fiz1kaL 6

God damn n00b. I offer inexpensive lessons, guaranteed to improve your game. Message for details

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hellproof023 6

That is an advertisement which is not allowed.

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dancinwookie 21

Exactly. The newer generations may have been playing from right out of the womb, but OPs father was, likely, around for the birth of gaming systems. You younger generations do not realize the time and tested patience we had to endure in those days; faulty remotes and glitches could ruin an entire day's work with no way to save your game. That means you had to restart everyday thus making you a master of the craft.

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winkydog4056 16

Anyone who profusely swears at a laptop, misbehaving or not, has a lot more to worry about than getting their ass kicked by dad.

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