Miscellaneous: Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing...

By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 34 665

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 520

You deserved it 7 462

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 223

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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You deserved it 5 395

Double standards

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 18:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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You deserved it 2 679

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 392

You deserved it 1 154

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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You deserved it 1 976

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By Phil - 14/04/2022 10:00

Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

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You deserved it 115

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 816

By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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You deserved it 35 610

sens3sfailing 24

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:54

it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

Welshite 39

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:58

Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

Comments

Logsterr 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 9:50

First thing is you may want a new hobby instead of video games and second you may want to make sure your dad actually is working instead of playing CoD all day.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 3:36

What's wrong with playing video games as a hobby?

Ally156 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 10:24

He probably secretly plays on it when you're not there.

Brainnnnz 19

Saturday 1 December 2012 11:10

Yet you're still swearing...

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:24

Are you referring to "ass"? If so you should really reconsider what swearing actually is.

VaanBasch 1

Saturday 1 December 2012 14:09

Just because it's mild doesn't mean it's not swearing.

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:48

By that logic every word in our language is a swear word. The thing about swear words is that they are supposed to be harsh. Otherwise it has no meaning at all.

fucking_dev 2

Saturday 1 December 2012 11:18

you must ******* suck .

SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:26

Should have quikly installed some hacks.

barlos88 19

Saturday 1 December 2012 13:49

Go for double or nothing. See what happens...

XxFalseCrisisxX 3

Saturday 1 December 2012 15:19

Lol I laughed at this honestly. But that sucks your dad is awesome and next time make sure you get better..

rebelliousshroom 12

Saturday 1 December 2012 15:25

As a Norwegian I'm unfamiliar with this grounding concept, except from references such as this one. Are you now locked in for four weeks, or what? Do you get to go to school? If so, how does your dad enforce that you come straight home again?

rebelliousshroom 12

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:21

Ah, ok, thanks for clearing it up for me. It doesn't sound very difficult to get around, but still, a semi-formalized punishment just for swearing?? Wow. Cultural differences, I guess.