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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2018 22:00

Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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Stuck in the life script

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 15:00

Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Meddling

By sotter42 - 20/07/2020 17:01

Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML

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angelitared 27

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:36

What an asshole dad move!

saidoh_fml 26

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:37

What's your dad's deal? Usually it's the other way around and they insist that no man is good enough for their princess. But congrats on the engagement either way.

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DarthVader77 9

Monday 7 April 2014 20:02

He is a star. I will buy him a beer.

kaylarodriguez 3

Tuesday 8 April 2014 4:40

terrible dad....does he hate u

TallMist 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 10:17

And suddenly, I hate your dad.

darkfireflame 15

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:11

He might be testing the lad to see if he is really worth you.

jinshenlu 8

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:13

You Fionce is a guy?

Lpontis22 3

Friday 25 April 2014 23:46

Fiance is a unisex term. Is that what you're asking?

The_Mad_Writer 3

Friday 11 April 2014 3:44

Sounds like something my hating stepfather would say...

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 14:48

Sorry to say. but your dad is insane.

95DeVille 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 4:09

I wonder if the Dad knows something about his daughter that the fiance doesn't. Like cheating for instance.

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Tuesday 29 April 2014 3:33

Reverse psychology trick, maybe?

mrcook9 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 14:29

The big hint he's trying to send here is that he doesn't like him and wants someone else as a son-in-law.

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Today, my sister made me a "hearty" breakfast. It was a large bowl of oatmeal which consisted of 10% raw oats and 90% Nutella. This started ever since our medical tests results came out about a month ago. She and her husband registered as diabetics, their son is pre-diabetic, and I came out clean as can be. FML

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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