By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10

use his pillow case...

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officeradvil 8

I think the real FML is that OP can't afford 50 cents.

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marinus_fml 19

You might think that's a good idea, but it's not. Buying a roll for 50c would be the cheaper option.

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MizzErikaHart 8

yea, economically it would be better. but I wouldn't even wanna use that toilet paper if it's like that. I would go and get my own. I bet the dollar store has a 4 pack for...$1 anyways

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jakeisawake 3

You guys; it's called coupons. :O Everyone's using them.

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xx000o 27

If you are careful and only use 3 or 4 squares folded properly each pass, you should easily be able to get by for a buck a month. So quit your bitching.

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hihi1212 1

i would be emberassed to use coupons. are you guys poor? and who goes into a dollar store? WOW

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jakeisawake 3

Embarrassed to use coupons? I bet a coupon user comes behind you in the line thinking you are a dumbass for spending the full price on something when all you had to do was grab the coupon. Who goes to the dollar store? People who want to buy shit for a dollar. That's pretty obvious if you ask me. Not to mention, it being a nationwide store, so I'm going to assume people drop in from time to time. I hope you get knocked off your high-horse and break your pelvic bone.

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awardZu 0

I shop at the dollar store all the time. It makes sense to buy the same product for half the price. Go **** yourself and quit being so stuck up. When Mommy & Daddy stop buying your stuff, you will learn that $ doesn't magically appear in checking accounts.

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hihi1212 1

dolls im 20 and my family has millions there is no need to use coupons im just saying i think it would be emberrassing. and where i shop they dont have coupons cause were not poor. thanks doll for trying to make me feel bad. it didnt work.

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xx000o 27

So your family is worth millions. One would expect that you are able to get a good education, that would include knowing how to spell EMBARRASSING correctly. N

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hihi1212 1

doll my education has nothing to do with FML there is no one on here but ppl that have no lifes. im only on here when im waiting on friends or in the car. and we were tlking about coupons not my education.

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benderbot19 0

hihi, please stop wasting our oxygen. and do everyone a favor and get spayed, so you don't contaminate the gene pool. thanks. byebye. :)

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jasonhal 3

ate you thirty and still living with your parents? I'd charge you for that shit too.

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yanksby7 6

My thoughts EXACTLY

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ambowew 7

Take some laxatives and go squat over his pillow, I'm sure he'll change his mind.

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Livinia 11

Well at least 50 cents a roll is cheaper than what you can get it for in the shops.

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imperialtl 12

it's not that expensive I don't see the problem he is probably trying to teach you something about life

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nutcrackers 2

i agree. oO seems to waste too much toilet paper. Rather than complaining about his dad here, op should listen to him.

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Kawboy 1

Surely you're not whipping your ass that much for this to be a big deal?!? Better yet buy your own and tell him to kick rocks!

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jakeisawake 3

Whipping? I think this would result in band-aids not toilet paper... Oochies.

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BayBeezy 0

yes, whoop that ass! ...boy can't afford to wipe it

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thebestof1984 0

50 cents is a bargain! Shit, it's a $1.50 a roll where I live.....

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dreamering 16

Somebody above suggested Aloe Vera paper because it might be cheap. I have no clue about that. Anyway, if you can’t afford that, then take your crap in the bushes. Be careful of poison ivy leaves though.

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