Miscellaneous: Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents...

By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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Scams galore

By alynn - 29/05/2009 13:59 - United States

Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML

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"Shit ticket for one"

By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 15:00

Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:58

use his pillow case...

officeradvil 8

Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:54

I think the real FML is that OP can't afford 50 cents.

Comments

vita987 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:19

he teaching you the value of paper

hihi1212 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:44

get over it your probs to old to be living at home. its a clue.. move out

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:33

economy sucks these days

hihi1212 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:02

no not really. just get a job. stop complaining.

fAiRyMaN3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 15:54

did that really deserve an FML

Wtf91101 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Boo-F'ing-hoo

Perishthethought 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:33

50 cents a roll is a good deal. Can I buy some off of your dad?

MatthewDmerrill 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:46

that's cheap

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:51

Hide all the lotion

Beowulf209 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:59

50 cents a roll? take the deal, but pay him in pennies!

DIESINBLOOD 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:00

I love your father XD

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