By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10

use his pillow case...

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officeradvil 8

I think the real FML is that OP can't afford 50 cents.

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mayndaapathetic 4

he sounds like f*****g mr. krabs !

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RainbowHeadache 2

I like how your dad thinks.

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htb2050 11

Just can't stop saying it. "You eyes are look amazing. "

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Predental 5

That is cheaper than dollar stores! your dad is wants you to grow up.

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htb2050 11

do it the old school way - with water. don't you guys think that's much cleaner??

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enonymous 8

I prefer to wipe with rubbing alcohol.

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Mirorbo 26

Just buy your own....but be sure to hide it!

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Damn lol, that would cost me like 3 dollars to make a mummy costume.

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heyred 11

Fifty cents per roll is a bargain! Take it!

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xx000o 27

Hide his depends, he'll probably drop the price to a quarter.

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mariazzz 5

wow what a loser. So every time your dad has to go to the loo he has to go get the toilet paper. FHL! I'd also love to see him have major diarrhea - to get the toilet paper or not?? Do I have time!?? lol. I say put laxatives in his coffee, sit back and enjoy the show!

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