Health: Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested...

By justinj360 - 22/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 792

You deserved it 2 607

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Nope, no thanks

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 498

You deserved it 101

Genius

By Anonymous - 17/04/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 338

You deserved it 595

Super-spreading

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 17:59

Today, I found out I have bed bugs, thanks to my dad having them and not telling me, so my girlfriend got pissed at me, thinking I purposely give them to her, and is sending me a bill to have her house treated for them. Thanks dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 013

You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 158

You deserved it 423

One law for thee, another for me

By thanks a lot asshole - 26/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 385

You deserved it 345

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 530

You deserved it 3 628

Spoiled for choice

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 05:01

Today, my bedroom in my gran's house gets the most sun in the evenings. There is no AC, not even a fan, and the only place cool enough to sleep is the basement. Which probably hasn’t been cleaned since the '80s, and I have to share it with the biggest spider ever and a beehive in the roller shutter casing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 282

You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 746

You deserved it 3 667

Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 164

By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 129

You deserved it 270

bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:15

I say you don't let your dad get any the whole time your there to get even

oh_hi_there 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:29

Since you said "visited" I assume you don't have to go stay there. Tell your dad that you won't visit unless his girlfriend moves her stuff so you can sleep in your room.

Comments

hld007 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:43

I say just don't go see him... if he cares about this chick more what's the point in wasting your time

FeedMonkeyking 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:55

Hey, I moderated this one!

doof234 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:04

cheesy...

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:15

Can you just not visit then? I wouldn't if I knew I'd be living in a backyard shed.

heyred 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:19

Get the hint yet?

SteelCladAngel 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:20

op if you're a minor perhaps you should mention to 'dear old daddy' that forcing you to sleep in a garden/tool shed is child abuse and he could get in some pretty serious trouble for it

TacoDog 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:45

Seriously? Who needs a whole room for sewing things? FYL OP, tell him that if you don't get a decent room, you're not coming at all.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:18

I certainly don't need a whole room for sewing things. My sewing machine takes up the space on a very small table. I totally agree, how ridiculous! Unless OP's dad's girlfriend is a fashion designer, there's no need to have a whole room for sewing. I think OP should have a discussion with their dad about this...