Miscellaneous: Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce...

By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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dinosxxrawr 22

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:01

he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.

SH4D0WS1N 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:59

He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.

Comments

RockySnakes 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 11:32

dont sweat it. You probably seemed really chilled ;)

Cazz91 21

Sunday 23 June 2013 11:44

Oh no! Get well soon OP :(

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:12

When you're better they'll be blown away by how pretty you look!

CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:24

Or her face might be drop dead gorgeous but she doesn't have that great of a body in which case that wouldn't do in her favor.

CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:32

Sorry guys I was reply to the first comment and mis clicked, so sorry plz forgive me! I r was replying to #28

CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:33

If you were showered and dressed you might not have stood out to him and just be a girl he lives next to, but now you're not just like any girl, and he'll definitely remember you. And maybe that'll be a good thing, hopefully it will be anyways! Good luck

SpartanMerc 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:37

Your dad may have planned it that way so that your neighbor isn't interested in you...

blackcatwhitecat 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:45

What kind of illness did you have that you couldn't shower?

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:14

When you are well, get dressed nicely, knock on the neighbor's door and say hey, I was so out of it, I feel like we haven't been properly introduced. I'm (say name) and stick out your hand.

Ghazzie 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:17

If he likes you, it doesn't matter. If he doesn't then he doesn't matter.

Omegamike101 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:23

Yes, because being sick and bed ridden is the worst that can happen to you... Jesus women quit worrying about the small crap like this, it doesn't matter to us. If you're fun to b around, then we like u

Sheh_fml 25

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:44

Newsflash - It's not about you! I know I would be pissed if my mother invited someone to spend time with me if I wasn't feeling well, because that is generally not a time when I want to be around people. Especially not people I would like to have a good first impression of me, because no one is as funny or charming when sick as when healthy.